Sorry then. I’ll read it next time.

Not really. As soon as I saw Washington Post I stopped reading.

If anything you find is on Washington Post, just ignore it. It seems like everyone who writes for those articles is a dumbass.

Anchorage sounds fun!

Sliceworks I believe

No. Just cheese, cream cheese, and jelly. It is like a normal pizza though. To me, it is my guilty pleasure.

Take a cheese pizza and add cream cheese and jelly as toppings.

This may seem gross, but a pizza shop in Denver offers a cream cheese and jelly pizza... it was actually really good.

Here is the thing though: I answered and did the greeting and everything needed to let them know who they were calling. And then this person asked if we were open.

Okay, that is not surprising that it was a government location.

As long as you don’t get a TDI, right? Right? This is still funny, right?

EVERYTHING. Tell me EVERYTHING!

We need more revenge stories! Please, people! Get something to Pinkham, STAT!

You might need a forum then.

Inspiration?

Because unlike you and I, most people have never even heard the word "brain" before.

Not caring about anything wrong or good with this bike. The looks alone sold me. Nice Pa-rice!

Every 10k miles. I do it just to do it I guess.

Haven’t you heard about the White Trash Loyalty Program? It’s super exclusive.

Ah. I missed that.