Will this work?

True. Good point. They were probably an wealthy white trash family.

I think that is what he meant by “tip.”

“Who makes reservations at a bar?”

Customers who were the devil part 2, way bottom of the page.

Crazy popcorn lady is the best, sadly.

Nail on the head!

Exactly what I just told someone else. A company can give little discounts here and there to keep regulars their regulars. It’s like legally buying the main source to every company’s competition: people.

Good point, but I’ve seen managers do it several times, so I kind of thought that it was fine. Besides, employees get free stuff from Chipotle everyday, so wouldn’t that be considered theft? You are technically right that it is theft, but the amount of cups being given out versus food being sold is on a relatively low…

I’m dying laughing right now!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, crazy popcorn lady. Just as bad as Caramel Lady, if not worse.

Right? Who asks for a free drink like this guy? I’m glad people are on the same page as me.

That’s my philosophy. Reward the good hearted and make those who just suck at being people suffer.

Thank you. I just couldn’t stand to deal with that guy right away in the morning. I’m glad I’m not an asshole.

Please define what you mean by that. I’m confused at the moment.

My thoughts exactly! My store has a few regulars that demand free stuff and it is so annoying and rude.

Okay, Kinja is fucking up once again! Anyway, I’m not sure what category this falls into, but I’m going to share it anyway.

Use that call center job to save up enough money to go buy a dirt cheap Honda, BMW, Mazda (bonus points if you get a Miata), or some cheap car with at least a decent clutch in it and go learn how to drive it. The worst that could possibly happen is that you now have a beater/runner for backup, or that you can sell the…

If you want a Crayola interior smell just get a Mk. IV Jetta with a leather interior.

420 Blaze it!