“We did pre-op and post-op comparative function tests and are extremely pleased to announce that after head transplantation, no functionality was lost and scores appeared to be 100% consistent between the two datasets. We will be looking further into the data to verify our results, but at this time we don’t believe…

Simmer down now, kid.

I’ve heard of chemtrails controlling our minds, but now they’re trying to give us the clap too.

“Tesla hasn’t even demonstrated it can mass-produce a car yet”

“Tesla is my SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII—”

It’s a Tesla; it will have to.

He accomplishes his goals, it just takes a few tries!

Musk oversells, but honestly most of what he’s said he’ll accomplish he has, and they’re not small accomplishments.

it wont make it past the concept stage.

You must be a Trump supporter. It’s ok we understand.

Musk has always said a new Roadster was in Tesla’s future product plans, but I always figured a small crossover and a 2nd gen Model S were higher on the priorities list.

EDIT: IT SEATS 4 TOO?!?ONE1!??

If this is real, like, REALLY REAL, this will be the hottest car in the history of cars.

I can’t believe Elon just pulled a “One more thing” so nonchalantly.
THE MAD MAN.

Well, they’re essentially putting a negative spin on a positive article done by another organization. I’d call that trashing. It’s like if you overheard someone saying nice things about someone you didn’t like, and then butted in and said “but have you noticed how depressed he/she is, and how questionable his/her…

Welcome to the continuing saga of Jalopnik trashing Elon Musk. No other news to report I suppose. I guess I’ll just stare at this Chevy ad that popped up in the middle of the article for a while...probably unrelated

Simple. And the aftermarket already has you covered:

Wow you hate this guy enough to start acting like angry kid on a playground. It might not be a good idea but you’re coming off like more and more of a child each one of these you publish.

Agreed. This guy isn’t the sort that throws money away through projects that don’t have a viable future. Keep in mind that he succeeded with some cutting edge project in his career such as PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX that were in the face of the big corporations and government agencies that were running these things in the…

Hell, breathing the air in L.A. county increases the risk of cancer. They should put that warning label on signs entering the county limits.