It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

This is why we only have dumb cows left. Sure they taste the same, but who knows what deeper essence we have lost.

the noble cow

Definitely was not Yogi Bear. They seem friendly, but your lucky if all they take is a picnic basket.

Now how the fuck does the amount of time it has sat help this gentleman see it any better? What, he’s just doing laps?

That tan Nissan was just sitting there on the highway for over an hour? No flares or hazard lights? It’s amazing it took that long for someone to hit it...

Yeah, that gauge was to measure the car’s Pontiacness, and as you know, there wasn’t even a needle to register any.

I had one of these, and it was fun. Not fun in a fun sports car kinda way, more fun in a “I drive a Yugo ironically” kinda way.

C’mon. Do you truly believe tests such as these have had no bearing on the astounding safety of cars today compared to yesterday?

Newer cars absolutely crash better in the real world, and there does seem to be some correlation with cars that fare well and cars that test well. Also, the overlap test is one of the most common real-world serious collision scenarios. (I used to run a wrecker doing both AAA and police dispatches).

Before anybody starts to complain about “unnecessary” regulations / standards / mandates: Don’t forget about the added weight and cost associated with:

yes

If someone is leveling #fakenews allegations against you, you are 100% a journalist.

I did miss that little bit off to the right. Sorry.

Good thing this was in the UK. If it hadn’t been RHD, he likely wouldn’t have...

Happened in the UK so most likely driver was on the right hand side of the vehicle, away from the lamp post; still probably very banged up.

Nope, sorry, not on board.

I laughed WAY too hard at that meme