Make it fast, and unobtainable for the average human.

Or for the same money, buy a 3 year old used GT with a real engine.

Don't we all.....

Irony is that part of their job is to keep people off the track. 

Dart’s true. It’s a Demon-stration of the futility of materialism. To Dust-er a car with something that came through the Stratus-phere over the Horizon is art of Magnum-tude.

“legendary VW durability and reliability.”

Chrysler

It’s the pits.

FCAR. Sounds rude.

Didn't Elon just pave his tunnel? I have an idea..... 

Head gasket. 

A cat truly disinterested in drifting would be licking his balls.

You must be a new Camaro owner...

Dash is better laid out than many cars from that era.

This is the type of city commuter that should be electrified. If I have to drive a battery powered car, I don’t want something that takes itself too seriously.

Except that digging tunnels under cities isn't simple and it doesn't work. 

I see a lot of Chevy Monza Spyder in that car. Not hating. Mind you, I don’t hate Camaros either.

MG? Austin? What's hard to believe is that they lasted this long.

Welcome home! Only way you’re gonna beat this is writing ‘Jeep’ on a pair of hikers and doing this trip on foot.

Make those grilles functional, give it AWD, and rally the thing.