Thousands of brave men gave their lives on that beach in France 71 years ago so that 1 Caitlyn Jenner has the freedom to be whatever the fuck she wants to be and 2 you have the freedom to be fucking small minded and petty about it

I was never any good at wheelies or endos (“stoppies”) on my mountain bike, and if I was doing either on a ride, it meant I was doing something wrong and something terrible was about to happen.

Prius owners choose to be prius owners.

Uhhhh...Because I said so???

Jalopnik headline, February 2016: “Watch this Terrifying Video of a Camero Driver Trying to Change Lanes”

I like this guy’s attempt better.

I heard they also have a mysterious third pedal.

I like this weird lever that comes out of the dash.

I hear there's a bay of pirates where one could request the old TG USA episodes from their last season. You'd get exactly what you're asking for here.

I have a WRX and I think it's just super, does that count?

All of them?

This better not make my radar/laser detector go off every time I pass one of these things...

McLaren MP4-12C. The name makes me want to hate this car.

I think a pickup truck should not cost $66k. Or even half that, actually.

I move that Mr. Perkins be referred to as "Old Ironsides" from now on.