If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Assembly Line Worker, Lada circa 1986

:/

Yes.

My first reaction to this was, "this must smell very nice."

Talk about a smooth flight.

But naturally, the Germans have come up with something genuinely useful.

I kind of want to see Josh Wise do all of his interviews that weekend in the style of the meme.

Sorry. All of us at Jalopnik wear skinny jeans and we have to get that snug fit just right.

I wonder how many of those Ocean Washes it takes to sand (and salt) the finish right off a car.

I'll check it out. Thanks.