A couple people have said this, but the guy down the street from me has two perfect condition grand wagoneers and they are just gorgeous. This looks like a tahoe knockoff that absolutely nobody asked for, and in 30 years nobody will be able to tell the difference between this and the other 12 shitty different suvs…

Do Rivian and Bollinger not count?

I would practice my malicious compliance skills by applying a full vehicle wrap in the most hideous neon green available.

I couldn't care less about the Monte Carlo, but I grew up at a time when the Bugs Bunny Road Runner show was a two hour rock block of awesome on Saturday morning. I drive a modded Miata and whenever I'm out on a pleasure drive and the light changes, I say "green" with Taz's grin. Some things just stick with you.

1999-ish Escort or Tracer?

Don't be too proud of this economic terror you've constructed. The ability to render a cheap car too expensive to operate is insignificant next to the capacy of baby boomers checking accounts.

No one thinks about it much because it looks VERY similar to the sedan. Butt the first generation Mazda6 had a hatchback version. With the hatch up and the seats down there is a TON of space in there. Looks like a sedan, hauls like a wagon:

well if it's a Subaru you'd probably want to start by peeling off the Coexist and Obama Hope bumper stickers

We need some sort of a system. For example:
10 hoots = 1 darn
10 darns = 1 damn
10 damns = 1 rat's ass
10 rat's asses = 1 crap
10 craps = 1 shit
10 shits = 1 fuck
10 fucks = 1 fucking shit
10 fucking shits = 1 clusterfuck
10 clusterfucks = 1 Jesus tap-dancing Christ
Anything beyond this point becomes a multiple of previous…

43 years old, drive a manual 114km 2.5hr round trip everyday to work, in traffic. (Leave early enough in the AM to use the CC though, yes, CC on a manual!) I enjoy the eventuality of swapping out a $225 clutch in 4 hours (Including beer rakes) over a 2 thousand dollar auto transmission rebuild every 10 years. :)

Every time I see a car like this, I get this strong urge to overthrow a government and declare myself President for life.

This airbag issue has been quite the ODYSSEY. I feel as though manufacturers have a CIVIC duty to warn their customers of these known defects, and I'm glad HONDA has enough INSIGHT to PILOT such a program of their own ACCORD.