Today so far:

I have made the assessment to deem you of sufficient compelling interest for me to impart further effort to "get to know you better."

"...Sure, people will make fun of you, but you can make fun of them after they trip over their own untied laces..."

Protip: If you tear up while cutting onions. Chew a piece of gum. This sounds stupid, but I swear it works. When I cut onions the reaction is less "tears" and more "sweet jesus my face is on fire", and I tried the chewing gum trick and it worked AMAZINGLY well. I have no idea why, but it works.

That's exactly what happened. Either way, you shouldn't directly modify config files in the production environment. Our normal procedures are to back up the file on an encrypted drive locally then push into production after necessary testing. Not edit the file directly on the server.

only if he didn't know how do handle a webserver either. "~" file should not even be served to the web =)

After reading this, I have resolved to suck more. And look: I'm posting a comment that makes this all about me and adds nothing. I'm well on my way.

Wouldn't it also be a good idea to change the IP address of your router and disable WiFi administration? That way, even if someone DOES manage to illicitly connect to your WiFi network, they can't actually get into your router unless they know the IP address you assigned it and are physically connected to it. This, in…

This also makes it harder to test if your analysis tools are missing anything.

Cloud: it's on someone else's computer

Pfft. Scrubs.

Won't the people of New Jersey simply buy their Teslas in a nearby state instead? We're not talking about a huge state out West where a buyer would have to drive a full day or more to reach a Tesla dealer.

"This Musk guy, he wants all the profits for himself," says Tom Dougherty, a 25-year veteran of the business who now works in sales at the BMW dealership in upscale Princeton, New Jersey. "They wanted to go direct, which means no sales force. That's cutting out a lot of people. No way that's gonna fly."

Okay I would have more sympathy but really this is your fault. Yeah alcohol makes us careless, it can be easy to lose or forget something or have it deftly swiped from underneath your drunken gaze. I can sympathize with that.