this man knows how to write, but apparently not read

And from a random composite image error years of R&D was avoided and yet another thin slice was carved out in the SUV marketplace by Jeep, this will now slot in above the new 3 row Grand Wagoneer and retail for $89,695 for a stripped out Sport model.

That Jeep’s owned by a poseur. I can tell because there’s no extra light bars or beefy 35" tires. And it has its stock wheels and factory fender flares. Phony Jeep bro.

In the US, you would need a BoF truck weighing at least 2.5 tons to even think about towing that battery cart.

Good question. This was set in the southern U.S., so I can give a pass on winter’s effects. The rotting, however, is a different question. I guess I would ask if the meat from the zombies is edible by anything. Can it be processed on a cellular level? If not, why? Does it poison the digesting creature, whether…

Marine Engineer here.

Wow. Stolen tires out in the open like that. It’s the perfect crime, really. 

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

I was reading the piece thinking, please David, don’t tell us you made made an offer.

Just surface rust. As in; the only surface left is rust.

when you get lots of tetanus is it called tetani?

The American method of car buying is to have hundreds of cars on the lot to choose from to take home RIGHT NOW.

I’ve never seen an article on here that is pro-dealer, Tesla or otherwise...

I don’t get the simultaneous pro-dealer and anti-dealer sentiments

Neutral:

“Clearly, Jalopnik is pro-dealer when it involves Tesla,”

This guy is an idiot but the fact that a film crew was there and let all this go off is pretty disgusting. The police should have been called and this man should have been in a hospital due to his obvious mental issues. 

Ok, I’m out.