Holy shit, it’s like his brain went totally blank. He’s sitting there so calmly for someone who is totally fucking this up.

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Drew projected Iowa State to be worthless! Put your money on ISU in the final four now!

Thanks for the feedback. I’ll reconsider some of my habits. This border collie is a good boy who is very well socialized and is off leash away from people. He also wears a shock collar with remote if he is going to be off leash as a backup last resort if he ever bolted (he never has, dogs, rabbits or people be…

My dog is extremely defensive of our house and yard, enough that we have to use special introductions and training (still in progress) to teach him to trust strangers.

Are Hockey mom’s the hottest sports mom? I was down in St. Paul while the tournament was going on and a few stunners with like 5 kids crawling out of the suburbans walked by in the parking garage.

Every little part of this video is a gift from a God I previously had given up on.

My quick Dan Snyder story: Friend’s parents had their boat docked at Baltimore’s inner harbor. Night of Ravens-Redskins preseason game. There is a 4 story yacht in the harbor too, owned by the Raven’s owner. I was standing by the pump turning it on and off to help clear a stuck pump on the boat next to a guy who…

I got a San Diego Padres visor when I was about 10 at a spring training game with my grandpa. I actively dislike baseball as an adult, yet everytime I read something about the Padres I feel myself hoping it is them doing well.

Just like the clear benefit of nuclear aircraft carriers and submarines, anything that can reduce the logistical support necessary to effectively operate our military would seem to be a positive. The more self sufficient small groups or machiney can be, the better off they are.

You should check out the podcast My Favorite Murder. It is a light hearted obsession of this very subject.

While the arguments you make are fine, I struggle because a comparbale taxi ride is an objectively terrible experience. Twice the price, terrible service, needs directions or takes inefficient route, and generally are not available as necessary unless you’re leaving the airport. Is Lyft significantly better from an…

50 shades darker came out this year already.

Can I take you on this bet for real money?

Wait! No snark, but isn’t it possible that someone can fully and truly identify with a race that isn’t their own. Like a watered down version of gender identification.

I went to Iceland for 18 hours in 2014 on my way to Paris. Am I cool? Do I get to shit on these johnny-come-latelys?

“There is nothing offensive about pointing out that a Redskin tends to have drinking problems”

Take trash to curb. Hear scream. Spot neighbor getting pulled into car. Throw rock through driver side window. Pull neighbor out. Dude drives away frantically. Hero.

Your HOT TAEK jives 100% with my world view. I made a friend who had me to his families backyard for a BBQ, and the quality of the meat counter in their local grocery store was what really blew my mind.

And empanadas! When I went to Uruguay I realized their beef is better than anything I’d ever had in the midwest.