These two droopy skin bags full of 4 day old dog turds deserve each other.

That’s rude to Drew

nah.

How do I e-mail this comment to every member of the Deadspin staff?

It’s uncanny

One of the frustrating parts of the demonization of Nuclear waste. I used to work at San Onofre while it was being decommissioned and I ate my lunch at a picnic table 40 yards from the waste containment area. Picnic tables now removed, but where those cars are parallel parked. All that electricty powering LA and…

Seriously, if anyone views this as a reason to critize GTFO. This is the greatest, I’m rich, but I don’t take that shit for granted moment ever. And, objectively hilarious.

Plus your quality of life is probably way better not actively hating everyone else who is on the road.

Yeah, some of his stiff arms look more like punches, that being said, he is straight up faster and more agile than these kids too. Jesus.

“Donald Trump is what a hobo imagines a rich guy to be” - John Mulaney

On a recommendation, listening to the Joe Rogan podcast with Dan Blizerian. I’m supposed to hate this guy, right?

You lit my screen on fire with this take.

He’s actually perfect now. Because of the lost weight he has the big jowels! Then they can just pad him up to make him look heavier. Plus, Goodman is the perfect actor for this.

One of the ways I realize I’ve become my father is that 6 years ago, windows down would be a garbage flying bonanza. Now, I keep my car so clean that there is nothing to blow around regardless of the speed. Not sure when it happened, but it’s so much better.

Fun fact, which I learned recently, past President’s (and to a lesser extent, First Ladies) aren’t even really allowed to drive anymore. Got this from a WaPo article.

Glad to just like this for the first time 3 years later.

“He can’t stand the smell of Killary”

In light of the Hurricane currently bearing down on the East Coast, please rank natural disasters based on your willingness to live with their threat.

Watt is likely out for the season.

I really enjoyed this.