2ndFastestDerby
2ndFastestDerby
2ndFastestDerby

I’m more of a fan of Abloh’s public signage work.

This is escalating quickly. 

Me reading Raiders stories on Deadspin:

I’m guessing the creepy Penn Quaker wasn’t invited

I still like that nobody who was ever hired as a Detroit Lions head coach after 1956 ever became an NFL head coach again. George Wilson, who was that next coach and won a title, went on to be Don Shula’s predecessor with the AFL Dolphins, so if you count that it’s 1965. 

Worked at an amusement park, walked into the bathroom and one perfectly placed turd stuck to the ceiling.

No other mess.

Legend still lives on to this very day of the “Spiderman Shit”.

Enough about the players, I want to hear about the play.

If they had knocked out Duke, I would've paid for the banner myself.

You are the good banner. Yes you are!

What’s wrong is you have not shared said lyrics with us.

I wonder what the Venn diagram of “Blue Lives Matter” folks and “The FBI is corrupt and part of a witch Hunt”folks looks like.

Jesus, another blue line violation. 

close your mouth, dingus

People sometimes say I look like one of two celebrities. One is Jared Kushner and the other is Eli Manning. Should I consider plastic surgery?

When a dude starts turning little girls against kitty cats, you know shit’s bad.

finally something combines my love of alternate history with my love of the Skins

Redskins beat Cowboys; An alternate history of the United States. (Mass Market Paperback - October 22, 2018)

Jaguars Junction is really the only Jaguars-related Deadspin content I’m interested in...sorry.