The two minute limit should be an actual limit. If you can’t tell what the hell happened after two solid minutes of looking at slow-mo replays, the call on the field stands and life goes on.

HEY KLUWE, THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS BAD PUNTING OPINIONS.

holy shit the egg people have descended upon us.

This has been a good run, but I think the story of the tournament is still UMBC over #1 overall seed UVA.

So this pretty much wraps up the whole God debate, right?

Sky Sports placard: “Feel It All”.

A favorite of the GOP ....Trump likes em with his Filet O Fish....

The proper counter is to hatchet-throw the bat at the opposing pitcher, kick the catcher backwards, pick up the ball and run from third to first to home to second. This unlocks unlimited-dingers mode.

It was always a little weird that future sports seemed to be either be cage fighting, futuristic battle polo (or whatever Parrises squares was supposed to be), or whatever else they could conceivably put together on a budget for TV.

Nobody golfs (outside of the one mention in Voyager) in the future even though with…

I would say Gene’s vision was more democratic socialist than commie, and Uhura mentions Jesus at least once in TOS, Worf was religious, the Bajorans are fundamentalists. Religion was in there, it’s just that it took a backseat to science and exploration. Humanity was able to socially evolve to a state where altruism…

“During climax the bee becomes paralysed, the endophallus explodes & rips off as bee backflips, & it dies.”

Whelp, turns out little brother was creepy, criminal little brother.

i want everyone to know that i am deeply sorry for not mentioning Buck Bokai, the player who came within two games of conquering DiMagio’s hitting streak. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Buck_Bokai

Dr. Narwhals Mating v. Mahogany Loggins will also be a sad matchup.

Rev. Dongo Pewee is a triple threat. He’s a Reverend, a Dongo, and a Pewee.

I’m calling a winner out of that bracket, in a huge upset - Gandalf Hernandez.

Nobody is beating Dr. Narwahls Mating.

The Jets, oh god, the Jets have a couple of dead bodies available named Christianburg Petty if I recall correctly.

I mean, Gruden brought up another point, when he mentioned RG3. So you are telling me RG3 isn’t worth a chance either over fucking Weeden? Wouldn’t someone like RG3 have a better chance even though he has sucked, have a better chance at trying to play like Watson while Watson is out rather than Weeden? So f’n stupid.

DeShaun Watson may be the only person in America to have a worse back up than Donald Trump.