+1 Darrell Green Was Better

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

American Public Media’s “Marketplace” outlet is pretty fantastic, especially Kai Ryssdal’s flagship podcast of the same name. Kai & APM have a great way of explaining really business-y things without making it boring or patronizing.

The Cincinnati Expansion will be, by far, the best team name in the league though.

Sister Jean is not a Mother

Smell my finger.

I’ll tell ya three good things about going down that path:

I would enjoy that. One shot. Bam.

The 2nd happiest team this morning has to be the University of Kentucky. To get to the Elite 8, they have to beat Buffalo today and the winner of the Kansas State/UMBC winner.

i mean, it’s wrong, but you’re both right.

That’s not what Skip Bayless was saying. According to him Lebron didn’t even show up to the Cavaliers game last night.

Great analogy. This wasn’t David throwing a slingshot and luckily hitting Goliath square. No, this was David punking Goliath at Goliath’s house in front of his family, screwing his wife in front of his kids, then taking control of his house and kicking him out.

I don’t think any program was built to get the doors blown off it by what is essentially a D-III program.

The fact of the matter is: the Cavaliers lost because LeBron didn’t have enough help.

He’s gonna love showing up in the morning to Danny and Bruce passed out in the team office surrounded by knee deep empty Coors Light cans.

The greatest story ever told.

This is EXACTLY what my black ass needed after this week. God bless you Tiny Tim. God, I hope you enjoy your Christmas dinner.

Google’s translated version of the first graf from El Mundo:

First death since 1985? Wow, The Bulls have a worse record than the Washington Generals.