Comments like this are exactly why this series must never die.

Some agri-business is missing out. I’ve always thought that “Another Dog’s Ass” would be an extremely successful flavor and brand of dog food

What the hell is wrong with this county? Holy crap.

Actual law (notice the use of the word “boys” to show you how old this law is):

To put the$25 per diem into perspective the NCAA allows for a $36 per diem

As American who followed this quite closely Grigg plays for the club team I like (Wigan athletic) it's frustrating he didn't play. He has scored 20 goals in 2016 13 more than any NI player and the third string striker hasn't even scored once this year for club or country.

“Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.” - Mitch Hedberg

Slow Icelandic clap.

As a fan of his stupid football team, I never tire of hearing how awful that shitstain of a human being is. But that is a murderer’s row of awfulness. Vivek Ranadive literally has no idea what he’s doing. Jimmy Haslam is a thief who somehow manages to run a worse organization than Snyder. Stan Kroenke fucked over an…

We can throw in playing the national anthem and the unwritten rule that everyone must oblige to this list as well. Is nationalism not political? Is blind patriotism to a flag not the utmost political statement?

All I can think of with this are Northwestern’s abhorrently jingoistic uniforms from a couple years ago:

When people say they don’t want politics in their sportscast, they only mean they don’t want politics that upsets their viewpoint.

How many times have sportscasters uttered a banal sentiment about “honoring our troops?” There’s a political calculus under that statement that never gets examined but that’s an endorsement of a political viewpoint. (And might even be a paid promotion.)

Yeah but you’re going to have the biggest Sugar Sammy shows ever.

All that money and they didn’t even spellcheck the stadium’s name?

Mariners fans would like to take this opportunity to thank the Cardinals for helping the team get back over .500. We really do appreciate it.

On behalf of the city of Seattle, I would like to apologize for the asshole on the field last night. I would welcome any Cardinals’ supporters who attend today’s game to demonstrate the right way to be an asshole fan.

Drink!

You’d think this joke would have become boring or tedious by about the nineteenth or twentieth iteration.

What do the rules say about something like this? What if that fan had caused them to drop the ball, or had tackled one of the fielders?