I can’t even front; I was yelling at my TV, screaming for the Hawks to foul and/or run everyone off the 3-spots. When the Cavs got the record, I was SUPER pissed... at the Hawks.

e) eventually be hit by a car.

Exactly.

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

Even worse will be the day that Ortiz actually sits on it.

Welp. We lost our hockey team here in Portland, ME tonight. Three years ago the Portland Pirates (AHL) ownership group threatened to move the team to Albany, NY. Cumberland County, where Portland is located agreed to use $33 million in taxpayer money to upgrade the Cumberland County Civic Center (now the Cross…

As a Brewers fan...oh, never mind.

“I thought two was perfect.” -OJ Simpson

Somewhere is an intersection that you would choose between Cleveland OH and Beaumont TX?

Uh, don’t longshoremen make like 100K a year? Just how gentrified is this neighborhood going to become?

I want to move there now just to live among sane people.

Congratulations to the 5 member of the Seattle council who did their job and didn’t give a gift of taxpayer land and money for a private playground.

How the fuck does every European fan have flares to throw on the field? How do they get them in?

Important to note: per his Twitter account, he doesn’t want to be seen as a victim. He’d rather be a martyr.

Schilling is a fascinating study in being hoist by one’s own petard. All he had to do to enjoy permanent demi-God status for the rest of his life was to keep his big goddamn mouth shut in public about non-baseball topics. Go and talk sports on the radio, do baseball commentary on TV, go and talk about the one thing…

Trumps VP

Finally below 500, much like the SAT scores of their fans.

How far can you punt a football?

Do I have a contract that specifically covers what the punishment would be and provides that the contract will continue? If so, then yeah. Absolutely.

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.