Now just because you feel like a Browns fan is no reason to act like a Colts owner.

“Sick burn!”

I’m surprised nobody had Stone Cold Steve Austin Elementary.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Did that kid say, “Everyone is my bitch,” or am I hearing shit?

Got any examples from this decade?

I see that you read the Washington Post

So, in other words, you have no interest in facts and want to stick to your preconceived notion. Super. A playoff team with a major weakness just signed the best available player to fill their major weakness. Face it. It’s 2016. Both the Browns and Redskins made intelligent offseason moves. I’m also in disbelief, but…

Forever and ever.

We must have time travelers among us; I figure the only people who like The Crow exist only in 1994-95. That movie is terrible.

“I AM NOT A HOMOPHOBE, YOU F*GGOT.” - Burner11991

That movie does, indeed, suck out loud.

Ha. I did the same thing with Frank Zappa once. You would think I killed their moms.

Fucking christ, they are remaking Roadhouse. I watch Roadhouse at least once a month. It is a cinematic masterpiece. This is an American tragedy, and I am taking your advice and calling the cops.

followed quickly by “a guy my brother went to college with is gay!”

Wait, Brent Spiner lived?

Your urine is orange?

A lot of what’s referred to as “PC” nowadays is just people not being retrograde sociopaths.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

Also the girl in the stands (second row, behind the woman in the pink jacket) sneezed almost at the same time. The server was a study in concentration.