This was an excellent movie. Anyone who debates this does not know about movies. (Or is practicing sophistry).

I just shot coffee out my nose

Fascinating to watch a planet being taken over by alien robots...

Some dude likes to paint his nails or a chick has man hands.

How awesome would it have been if he just kept running? Off the field, out of the stadium...into our hearts?

C'mon Greg. Contrary to what we're seeing here, "blind motherfucker" is over the line.

Colt McCoy was named Washington's starting QB, meaning a good chunk of fans honestly believe he could and should be traded for a first-round pick.

As a longtime bleeding heart liberal, this article is so unbelivably self-serving and disingenuous.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Leave it to Gawker media to find a racist lining in the Ebola outbreak. Kudos, you morally relativistic fuckfaces!

The surgery was for throat cancer, wasn't it?

I haven't lived in the 'burbs for a while, but I'm guessing this fight had something to do with one kangaroo's dog shitting in the other kangaroo's flower bed

MORTAL WOMBAT!

1) Being from the Midwest is not a race. 2) Drew is from the Midwest. 3) How insecure of your beliefs and likes do you have to be to go to bat for an entire region of the country?

See, what we're really missing here is the vaccine truther (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, GIVE ME A SECOND!).

I'm a Truther Truther. Truth is, the government sucks at doing things. The government can't pave a fucking road, much less do a drone strike without incinerating a wedding party in Yemen. What makes you think they can perpetrate massive, decades-long conspiracies? Having worked in government, including at levels where…