America!Fuck Yeah! Freedom!

Off by one, 299 dies.

Um, this one even gave you the bodycount in the title.

You forgot about the King of Beers, Walgreen's Big Flats. For 3 bucks a six pack its pretty decent.

I bought this at Walgreens the other day. It was terrible. I put the rubber duckie that looks like George Washington on top for added American-ness.

And yet, he still was better than Clooney or Bale. Keaton still rules supreme, but Kilmer isn't far off.

Bill Tobin just called up Mel Kiper and yelled at him, just for old time's sake.

And, according to FOX News, I can now marry this horse.

So by that logic, Tom Brady is an even worse human being, having gone 201st overall in 2000?

Or, you could just read the whole thing online for free:

"I'd like to say we don't care, but the truth is, we're pretty fucking livid."

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.

Except this is money that the STATE collected from the people of DETROIT. So the people of DETROIT are being taxed by the STATE and then the STATE is turning around and spending that money. Not exactly "free".

Apparently you read too fast and missed this paragraph:

"The challenge for us moving forward is how to depict Superman in a world like this"

Brilliantly written. Feel bad for the people who handled Sham. Like Alydar, there are decades worth of years he could have won a Triple Crown race if not all three of them, but in the year he ran the greatest horse ever ran as well. Sham never gets the credit he deserves, and if not for Affirmed, Alydar would have won…

Great column, but for the sake of completeness, and being a total killjoy, it's worth noting that Secretariat's win in the Belmont was not as great as it looked. It was a five horse field and his key rival, Sham, broke down on the backstretch and limped home. The final time was blazing fast, but so was the track…

WHAT NIGHTMARE IS THIS CHILD HAVING?