Bill Tobin just called up Mel Kiper and yelled at him, just for old time's sake.

And, according to FOX News, I can now marry this horse.

So by that logic, Tom Brady is an even worse human being, having gone 201st overall in 2000?

Or, you could just read the whole thing online for free:

"I'd like to say we don't care, but the truth is, we're pretty fucking livid."

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.

Except this is money that the STATE collected from the people of DETROIT. So the people of DETROIT are being taxed by the STATE and then the STATE is turning around and spending that money. Not exactly "free".

Apparently you read too fast and missed this paragraph:

Brilliantly written. Feel bad for the people who handled Sham. Like Alydar, there are decades worth of years he could have won a Triple Crown race if not all three of them, but in the year he ran the greatest horse ever ran as well. Sham never gets the credit he deserves, and if not for Affirmed, Alydar would have won…

Great column, but for the sake of completeness, and being a total killjoy, it's worth noting that Secretariat's win in the Belmont was not as great as it looked. It was a five horse field and his key rival, Sham, broke down on the backstretch and limped home. The final time was blazing fast, but so was the track…

WHAT NIGHTMARE IS THIS CHILD HAVING?

Although listed as a hit by pitch in the box score, it was actually a base on balls.

Those ducks should know better than that. It's Racing season.

Can I be the only one who thought of this when they saw that singer the other day?

My God, you're an ignorant piece of shit. Please go away.

You didn't read what I wrote or understand it at all.
In case you're actually interested, I have real humanities degrees from real universities, both of which are generally lousy at sports, and a real job in the private sector that requires actual thinking.…

"We'll never change the name. It's that simple."

This is lost-control-of-the-muscles-in-my-face drunk.

Dude. Photoshop contest with Tiger from that picture please.

now bottled in Kentucky, sadly...