Although listed as a hit by pitch in the box score, it was actually a base on balls.

Those ducks should know better than that. It's Racing season.

Can I be the only one who thought of this when they saw that singer the other day?

My God, you're an ignorant piece of shit. Please go away.

You didn't read what I wrote or understand it at all.
In case you're actually interested, I have real humanities degrees from real universities, both of which are generally lousy at sports, and a real job in the private sector that requires actual thinking.…

"We'll never change the name. It's that simple."

This is lost-control-of-the-muscles-in-my-face drunk.

Dude. Photoshop contest with Tiger from that picture please.

now bottled in Kentucky, sadly...

blasphemy! also, hallucinations!

True 'dat. I originally also put in something about Terlingua (Storm Cat's dam) but then deleted it after realizing my nerd flag was already flying high enough for mentioning the Iron Lady. It's tough to be a racing fan, between most of the public's disinterest and the NY Times trying to kill the sport. Whatever. …

Laminitis is a bitch. It also killed Sunday Silence (Kentucky Derby, Preakness & Breeders' Cup Classic winner, 1989) at age 16. Barbaro, too- he developed it while his broken leg was healing and after that there was nothing that could be done.

So here's my mint julep recipe: