TMZ just needs to be the NFL investigation agency...because they apparently know how to get hotel video tapes.  

Loved the response by President Macri... “I am going to stand here and admire the wall...because the wall has more respect for me than Trump.” 

I started out in Federal Civil Service as a GS-3, ($14,500 a year with no benefits) pay level that I was told only existed to make the GS-5s feel better. Twenty-five years I am now a GS-11. So, at first I was like “yes pay your fucking dues.” Then the new division head just got hired at the GS-15 level. No…

Ahhh...don’t you miss imperialist 19th century America when the U.S. Navy would do this when a Christian missionary landed in a place he wasn’t invited to? No? Just me? Is this mic on? 

No Armed Forces Day? Commie. (I honestly don't care either...and I work for the Navy).  

Zodiac Mothefucker? Is that you?

Opening day of the NHL is not on this list?

I lived for a year in northern part of McHenry County, IL...felt like it was a DMZ between Wisconsin and Illinois to ensure peace.  

even more embarrassing  is that Washington had Sammy Baugh at QB.

So if I were demand you give me $10 right now, you would correctly me to fuck off and die...but its just $10....

Professional foodies agree... https://www.foodandwine.com/travel/restaurants/best-gas-station-foods

My 6 y/o heard me listening this...stated “Sheetz sucks...” and walked away.

Drew must be a Sheetz Nazi....Wawa Forever...

they could have used a traditional American flag.......just a thought.

But the name “ha ha Clinton”...did Nelson name him after the election?

“Hello there....” -Washington Nationals. 

There, I fixed it for you on behalf of Dads everywhere.

A Sioux in the High Castle

I had my daughter slightly interested in football because she thought the Jaguars’ helmet “looked cute” and she “likes kitty cats.” Now, not so much. “They suck,” she stated. Thanks Blake...

Again, it doesn’t pay to be in the middle of the road these days.  He votes for Beer Boy for the Court, he’s a Nazis, he votes against Beer Boy, he’s RINO COMMIE.