“Please, I brought a handgun into my Wizard’s locker room .”

I was just going to say “well, yah know, because fuck that guy” when it comes to Grunfeld, but I will go along with you wrote.

Phil Mickelson would be proud.

True Pizza Man...

My dog does that...and he is a Golden Retriever.

Mr. Lion looks very sad...

More important question: when is SOMEONE GOING TO GIVE TUCKER SOME METAMUCIL?!?!?! He always looks like he has constipation.

Bully!

Plan? See Washington Wizards or Cleveland Browns for reference.

HOLY SHIT

Spouses of Dead Docents is what I am going with.

or Greenland Dogs. 

or history too. We are only now accepting the Native American’s oral history of the Battle of Little Big Horn. Namely, the battle was not a cataclysmic charge by the Native American army (the way Custer’s wife insisted it happened), rather it the Native American warrior picked off the troopers in skirmish actions.…

Yup...it sure did...and the result was the FART Act. :0

FRAUDGATE!!!!

Bumblebee is now a Camero? That’s a major upgrade from his 1980s model: a yellow VW Bug.

so, what your saying is I should reexamine my life choices...not a bad idea actually...

Serious question, some within horse racing want the USADA to take over drug testing from the state racing commissions because a) it would provide a universal code across state lines of drug rules and enforcement and b) some state commissions (I am looking at you Pennsylvania) keeping fucking the drug testing program…

Uhhhh...Portugal vs. United States 2014 World Cup? I thought you guys watch this stuff....never mind....