Phil Mickelson would be proud.

True Pizza Man...

My dog does that...and he is a Golden Retriever.

Mr. Lion looks very sad...

More important question: when is SOMEONE GOING TO GIVE TUCKER SOME METAMUCIL?!?!?! He always looks like he has constipation.

Bully!

Plan? See Washington Wizards or Cleveland Browns for reference.

HOLY SHIT

FRAUDGATE!!!!

Bumblebee is now a Camero? That’s a major upgrade from his 1980s model: a yellow VW Bug.

so, what your saying is I should reexamine my life choices...not a bad idea actually...

Serious question, some within horse racing want the USADA to take over drug testing from the state racing commissions because a) it would provide a universal code across state lines of drug rules and enforcement and b) some state commissions (I am looking at you Pennsylvania) keeping fucking the drug testing program…

Uhhhh...Portugal vs. United States 2014 World Cup? I thought you guys watch this stuff....never mind....

I was in the Azores three years ago and I had an ugly American moment when thought it would be funny to say “so...how about Ronaldo???” My Portuguese hosts, one of who was the Portuguese ambassador to the United States, did not find that funny.

I am...not familiar with this celebration...

Thats just unAmerican(TM).

no. 29 was Ernie Grunfeld getting hit by a car.  There I fixed it...

but lets talk about your screen name...I approve...not that you need it...

I work as a historian for the U.S. Navy have always been fascinated by the rules, both written and unwritten, for whats allowed in naval warfare, particularly when it came to commerce raiding. For example, during the War of 1812, when American privateers captured a British merchant ship, the American captain would ask…