you forgot the first part of schedule:

Yes, I do...but the “mofo” comment not really repenting...

and Canadian.....

checking for grammar and spelling is not one of the censors’ jobs: like American Pharoah for example.

There supposed to be a censor team at the Jockey Club (the thoroughbred horse registry) and the AQHA (the quarter horse registry), who allegedly have books of foreign words and Urban Dictionary type words and phrases to keep “vulgar” words out. But I am convinced that every once in a while, one of the censors sees a…

I was about to say....I saw that and thought “aren’t northern Italians/Northern League Party types proto-Nazis?”

There are two public middle schools in Alexandria, VA (remember the Titans??!?!?!): George Washington and Francis Hammond. I went to GW. We played Hammond once. There was a major interschool brawl between students. I don’t think we played since its been many years.

Horse shows have like 10000 types of classes, so like everyone can win a ribbon. This is the class list for the Warrenton Horse & Pony Show in Warrenton, VA (just as snooty as Devon).

Washington, D.C.-edition:

Don’t you just love that smug look on his face?

Battle of Midway...we had had to do a 1st person report on a historical figure in 4th grade and I chose a Dauntless dive bomber pilot. Watched the Charleston Heston movie on it a billion times and yelled at the tv each timeabout mistakes made like I was watching a live football game.

I disagree...it was a “football move.”

How did the Caps win last night? I have no fucking idea. I am still in shock over the two non-goals by Tampa. If this was the 1980s, those went in and the Caps go home after being routed.

You can wave away your rights on many different things. Ever read the terms of service? No jury trial. Ever pre-paid a traffic ticket? No jury trial. Ever join the military? Ha ha...just burn the Bill of Rights as you enter Paris Island.

Today’s hot take: ALL IS FORGIVEN!! NATS GOING TO WORLD SERIES!!!

Logic has nothing to do with it....its pure jealousy. A horseman, I want my share of the oil money. However, logically, Maryland horse racing provides more jobs and more open space than M&T Bank Stadium which is used all of 20 days a year.

As a person who is in literally up to his ankles in horse shit (sigh, time to clean the stalls again) from thoroughbreds, I hope to God its stays in Baltimore. Laurel, Maryland is a nice town than Baltimore. But I am a sucker for historic sports venues, especially race tracks.

The Stronach Group (headed up Magna auto parts founder Frank Stronach) says he would like to keep it in Baltimore, but is going to need public money to do it. I say give it to him. If the Ravens and Orioles demand and get hundreds of millions of dollars for something that benefits them and them alone, racing should as…

They swapped trophies...(thats Justify in his stall)