he is pretty close to deity status here in D.C.

But you have this guy as an alum, thats all the bragging rights you need.

since the ball hit the beer...does this mean the batter gets to chug it?

24f “No, I don’t know why the hotel wi-fi doesn’t work, leave me alone...*five seconds later*....oh, give me that thing....”

I said the “I will turn this car around” to my eight year old on the way to NYC...she laughed at me....we were on Amtrak....*sigh*

The Scooter was there???? holy shit!!!

Didn’t you hear? Gronk is running in the Derby!

“I like this strategy.”

“Rookie...”

I blame it on the Senators leaving the first time because the owner said there were too many blacks in D.C. and went hunting for the whitest place in America...Minneapolis.

#13 Miracle Crimes is this year’s upset special from Fast Eddie, read the context: “arrested for allegedly kicking an officer in the groin.”

Tucker Carlson? Constantly...

but have they caught JFK’s real killer yet??? smart guys...please....

I lived in very baptist Southampton County, Virginia for sometime and it is home to a major chemical plant. Said plant makes calcium chloride for pickle companies. Every so often, a rabbi would come to bless the railroad tanker cars so the pickles would be kosher.

Fantastic article. DS 9 is my favorite of the Star Trek franchise and that episode I have always liked. I never liked Gene’s communist vision of no religion and death to all sports except cage fighting. Both are unrealistic assumptions. There will always be someone trying to sell spirituality. As for sports, ball…

is this another lame, patronizing attempt by Marvel to show that they are “progressive” and “we get it”? Because, they arent....

“Jeff George is available???”

We don’t use the word “fun,” “fun as Hell,” “fuck,” and “shit” enough to qualify to write Deadspin headlines.

“I’m available!”

Hi white person! Were you’ve been??? :0