1) I am a Cousins fanboy

Bring back baked potatoes and I might go back to Wendy’s.

On a more serious note: who thought moving from Vancouver to Memphis was a great idea? Did the people who brought you riot love making really hate basketball that much?

I wish the whole “Tanking” thing and the “draft” and the other parity tools was around in the 1950s....Washington Senators would have rocked.

well hot damn...Sportsperson of the Year for 2018-2021!

Counterpoint: what animal did Alfred Hitchcock chose to make what I consider one of the top 5 scariest movies ever? Hint: it wasn’t bears.

So, pay them and the shadiness disappears? Is that the argument? If so, I would like you to look up an organization called the National Football League. The author buys into this myth that all college athletic programs are SEC/ACC/BIG 10 cash cows with big tv contracts. No, no they are not.

Clenbuterol is legal in race horses (for now)....they eat horse meat in Mexico....plausible deniability?

Hold it, hold it, back up the fucking truck...did the Fiji player just shake the American player’s hand??? what is this??? I have seen enough! This kindness and sportsmanship is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

Guess we need to update this:

Thats only type of shot I could make in middle school gym class: the “Holy Shit, just heave it and sit down already!” shot. All other “regular” and “normal jump shots” I miss badly. I was like 1 for 1000.

I got to spend four days in the Azores and holy shit the food was good. I think I had like 7 different types of fish.

Someone needs to explain to me how any adult watches Steven Universe sober. My kids like it and they seem to get it, but me...?

...except the Atlanta Hawks:

Because no one waxes nostalgia about the Wes Unseld and the Washington Bullet teams of the Super 70s, but dipshits like Simmons continue to talk about Bird and the Celtics as if they are God’s Own Team(tm). Let us have this one moment before the Wall comes back and f’s everything up.

It was the worst robbery since I lost 4th grade “know your state capital” bingo to Anne Printz.....yeah, I am still bitter. GTFO Russkie.

Kate has got a truck of chickenshit....your move Jalopnik....

Artist rendering of the MIT conference:

Statistically, he’s quite good (so is a BLT with seasoned salt and pesto on toasted bread, but I digress). Character wise, which these does count for something, one never reads a bad word in the newspaper about him and there is no drama. Despite being shit upon by Snyder and Allen, he has always been upbeat in his…

This....or GTFO....