...except the Atlanta Hawks:

Because no one waxes nostalgia about the Wes Unseld and the Washington Bullet teams of the Super 70s, but dipshits like Simmons continue to talk about Bird and the Celtics as if they are God’s Own Team(tm). Let us have this one moment before the Wall comes back and f’s everything up.

It was the worst robbery since I lost 4th grade “know your state capital” bingo to Anne Printz.....yeah, I am still bitter. GTFO Russkie.

Kate has got a truck of chickenshit....your move Jalopnik....

Artist rendering of the MIT conference:

Statistically, he’s quite good (so is a BLT with seasoned salt and pesto on toasted bread, but I digress). Character wise, which these does count for something, one never reads a bad word in the newspaper about him and there is no drama. Despite being shit upon by Snyder and Allen, he has always been upbeat in his…

This....or GTFO....

Good God, yes help us Lord, not another James Watt.

Kevin Kelly (allegedly founding executive editor of Wired, but I am thinking leader of the Wayne County, Ohio amish society).

Actually my good sir, Mexico’s war with the United States ended in June 1848, but please continue...

Well if you want to consider Lyndsey Von’s skiing an act of “social justice,” I will go down that road. In Fucking 2018, horse racing is the only sport where men and women compete against each other on the same playing field.

but are you sure they are teens or....CRISIS ACTORS??????

In horse racing, Triple Crown races in particular, fillies get a five pound weight break when competing against colts. I have never particularly understood this. It doesn’t help the filly win the race as five pounds extra on a colt isn’t enough to impede it if it is already good enough to win it. If the filly does…

I used too...when it was John McEnore vs. the World. But, otherwise, no I don’t anymore.

Like bunk said, the difference being the U.S. Women National soccer team brings home trophies and the men’s bring home...well sometimes they never leave home.

To the American soldiers who fought at the Battle of Queenston Heights, you have been avenged!!

As a person married to a blind person, audio description is a God send, particularly for movies. Normally I would have to describe the movie and I don’t describe things very well. She loves the fact that NBC has provided audio description.

Is the Cigarette Smoking Man behind this?

Most graphic comment I have ever written, but here it goes: So, this begs the bigger question: what kind of meat are they using? The only type of animals with this type of drug in it are horses, dogs, and cats “put to sleep” and sent to the rendering plant for incineration. Slaughterhouses use bolt guns to put down…