My parents’ 1979 minty green colored Ford Fairmont....straight into the Sun.

As a long suffering Wizard fan, I am mildly enjoying the team’s success (low bar, I know). But Tom Levarro had the best quote about Grunfield and said success: “ you can’t burn down the house and then take credit for putting the fire out.”

but why is it called “King of Prussia”?

And the Magic Kingdom is.......an educational vacation?

Leaving Joe Jacoby out...again...Bulllllllshittt.....

they have dingo fences, rabbit fences, shark fences....

A “bit-maintance intensive?” Try seven times more costly than F/A-18. I worked around NADEP Norfolk where they overhauled F-14s and the workers there said the F-14 was a pain in the ass to work with. Plus the cost of having the totally useless RIO.

and just you know...the crew of the EP-3 captured by the Chinese all got bronze stars for their fuck up.

sure...but as non rich people we still get to bitch about it.

why do golfers and tennis players get the privilege of dead silence and real sportsmen do not?

Dear Russia: again I ask, please invade and repccupy Lithuania. Will gladly wave NATO charter.

Some you haters who have used the F-bomb at me numerous times obviously are stressed. Here is a pleasant live feed at Claiborne Farm of a mare and a newborn foal to calm you down.

you just did....

must be a currling fan....

what is Jai-Alai and do you gamble on it?

And I would gladly accept it.

Wow, a horse racing article on Deadspin and all the ignorant hot take haters again come out the wood work. I’m shocked. Most corrupt sport? How do you figure? Proof please. Unlike every other sport we have state regulators breathing down our neck. High strung animals? Yes there are a few, but there are also a few…

So...if I understand this right, the whole marketing pitch for the XFL is “they WILL stand for the National Anthem”? That’s it??

For my team, I draft the Gorillas and the Lions. Then I order them to pound the fuck out of the guy with the gun, who I assume is Donald Trump, jr.