2ndFastestDerby
2ndFastestDerby
2ndFastestDerby

“That’s my boy!”

Callsign: Dickhead

Good kinja...

Who let Tucker Carlson in?

Yes, he would...just couldn’t ask “How are you doing?”

The listener (me) gets to yell at the radio about what a fuckhead the caller is for saying Jay Gruden is a good coach because he ain’t afraid to ruffle players’ feathers.

No Los Angles? Oh, they are in the “Most Fucked Up Move” category. Ok...never mind...Las Vegas it is.

What I found annoying is that he was born in Maryland, raced in Maryland, was adored in Maryland..so naturally his retirement home is...Kentucky?

Correction: Parker’s Storm Cat’s sire/dad, not his uncle, is the legendary $500,000/fuck Storm Cat (http://www.pedigreequery.com/parkers+storm+cat). In the 1990s, everybody and their mother had to have a son of Storm Cat no matter how awful they were. If it had a penis and balls, it went to stud. He and most other

As a person who nearly has had his collarbone broken by a thoroughbred mare....they don’t need canines. That head is all jaw.

Next time a vet says they had it rough, read them this:

it would increase scoring is what it do....now I know, the game would turn into series of long balls being fired down the field instead of dribbling. As a person who played nothing but fullback through grade school soccer, offsides was my best friend against more talented strikers.

Yes, the rule that makes soccer/football and hockey low scoring....that one.

Offsides is the suckiest rule in soccer/football (and hockey for that matter).

“[from AOL e-mail] and Sent from my Alcatel Onetouch A571VL” Did that letter come through a time machine?

Tree stand really for hunting or ambushing?

Old man mocks Christie on election, becomes my new hero

Of there are the fights too...