.As a Nats fan and ex-Orioles fan, I am so GD jealous that you have John Miller calling your games.

I raise you even further with Dave Stewart clocking Pat Corrales...

Well...5 minutes ago I looked to my right and spotted my Labrador Retriever sitting and staring at me.... “Its 5 o’clock asshole...either you feed me or I eat you.”

and was one of the few sports writers that actually wrote and cared about horse racing...unlike the rest of Sports Illustrated....

I see Nike continues it “we will sponsor anyone...even ruthless dictators” business model.

FDR was once asked where the B-25s that attacked Japan came from. He stated, “from Shangri-La.” He DID NOT say “Oh, the USS Hornet which is off the coast of Japan.” The USN later commissioned a carrier USS Shangri-La.

I know a junior naval officer who almost got his security clearance pulled because he stated the depth of the water at Naval Station Norfolk’s piers in answer to a FOIA request. So, yeah...you are not supposed to blab anything.

I am not a submarine veteran. But as a military historian, I can’t find out where a submarine was located from 30 years ago and I have asked. That is how secret it is.

Yup...

CDC has a file on NFL players? Is that just a small red flag?

.“What I am a chopped liver?” -Jim Zorn...

And the Maryland Jockey Club wants only a measly $300 million to fix an existing venue that actually makes money once in a while..fuck and Hell...

The Russian insider...

my wife depends on iPhone voice over because she is blind. I am always having to correct the phone, even though it suggests under the autocorrect what she actually spoke...it likes to insert cuss words too. Face it people, we aint getting Star Trek computers for a while.

...said Carl Sagan.

We cut back on Dish (we live in the country, don’t judge me) and the package we cut back to cut ESPN first.

i.e. Shitck to Sports?

It’s an attempt to provide literary merit to look like they are “serious” people. Like a Neilsen-family falsely logging Masterpiece Theater after watching 6 hours of Real Housewives.

Dear Canada: thanks for bringing baseball back to Washington.

Do it for Moonlight!!!