2ndFastestDerby
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*takes a deep breath and gets a helmet on to prepare for horseracing cuss words* So, when does Pimlico get a deal like the Ravens and Orioles...cause yah know, jobs...?

“Fuck...”

I hear Breitbart is hiring....

I AM GROOT!

A) Trump got less than 50% B) Popovich has the credentials to saying anything he wants C)) if you are “offended” by such comments, maybe you people need to stop using the term “snowflake” on people you don’t like and use it on yourself.

Separated at birth? Just sayin...

and it of course CB Bucknor is the home plate ump and going “derrr...”

there was a Cleveland cop right there too... #squirrelprivillege

+1 to that man for Star Trek nerdiness. Make it so.

...except how do you explain the meltdowns in the 80s and 90s? Which politician do you blame then?

A co-worker of mine when he was a teenager in Mississippi answered the door one time and there Coach Byrant staring back at him. He said to my co-worker, “you are awfully god damn short to want to play for Alabama.” Byrant wanted my co-worker’s brother who was 6'3".

I feel much better now considering I pulled that maneuver about 55 times in high school gym class and intramural college softball.

So whats the Sox fan drinking then?

You are right on all accounts. His owner is one of the richest men in the world and owns thousands of race horses. He wants to win the Derby in the worst way but always goes about it wrong. He gets a good horse, trains in Dubai, wins in Dubai, and then goes “Got my Derby horse!” He never actually trains a Derby horse

“Blue screen of death”...another great term brought to you by horse racing.

The trainer said Thunder Snow will be under “vet observation.” Yeah...because if it was the saddle, the trainer is serious horse do-do with the owner.

very good fan

Current belief is an equiment malfunction. Namely, the saddle slipped. But listening to Twitter there are theories from Thunder Snow didn’t like mud (he won a race in the mud), freaked out at the crowd (he trains in Dubai), and the typical “horse racing is SOOO CRUEL!!” bullshit.

doesn’t gasoline dissolve glue?