I’m guessing Hallmark will have a sequel in a couple months.

The AV Club’s constant referencing the Sino-French War of 1885 is becoming tiring. 

The Smithsonian was raped by one of the Bush presidents. They took the forward looking “Museum of History and Technology” with the great Foucalt pendulum that showed where modern tech came from and turned it into the “Museum of American History” a rose-colored glasses depiction of American Patriotism. What a waste.

Was the narwhal exhibit still there?

Just to be that guy - Impossible burgers are not marketed or even discussed as a health food. Any assumptions of health are from the ignorant who just assume anything vegetarian is healthier. Its purpose is a lower carbon footprint compared to beef production, and mainly intended for omnivores who want less meat in…

In my experience, there’s about an 80/20 split on that scene. 80% of people think that was the single most uncomfortable sex scene they’d ever seen. The other 20% believe that the uncomfortableness is the point, and that Snyder was attempting to make a deep and meaningful statement about the broken psyches of Laurie…

unfilmable

He comes from a showbiz family. They were all in Coke commercials back in the day.

This poster serves to remind me that Downey used to do a LOT of drugs.

Can you imagine in that hot desert over 40 years ago, Lucas and his team thought someone would be spending 40 minutes of a documentary trying to figure out which extra hit his head in one scene of your silly space movie?

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.

I don’t think these meat-alternatives are necessarily trying to create new customers based on taste; I think they’re trying to give customers who are trying to lower their red meat footprint another option, and also trying to expand their offerings for vegans/vegetarians (assuming those last 2 groups decide to eat at,…

I prefer their sofritas to the impossible offering at Qdoba honestly.  In this instance, they already offer great vegetarian options- why muddy the waters with more?  But the other places do need options and things like Impossible make sense.

I mean, in Chipotle’s culinary milieu the obvious plant-based protein to put in your burrito or bowl is *legumes*.  I would say beans, but lentils are also potentially appropriate.

Honestly the most important Joker story would be the time everyone saw his boner...

I love COB. I love it so much I just call it COB, since saying all four syllables and one apostrophe (or hyphen, depending who you ask) takes too much time out of my day. How do more cereals not use coconut?

“...and pushing on an injured eyeball is dangerous.”

And if there’s one ghost you don’t want to be on the wrong side of, it’s Andre the Giant’s.

This is a solid joke, not the least of which is because Shatner is an Ashkenazi Jew.

Step 1: Filter through a fine filter (A pair of old jeans works well). This may take some time.