Charles Addams was a much, MUCH better cartoonist and designer than whoever okayed the designs for this movie.

I’m going out on a wire and saying that the best possible actor currently living to play Donald Trump is Tyler Perry.

You’ve heard of late-stage capitalism?

Does it seem to anyone else that Chris Ware keeps telling the exact same story over and over: “Miserable person suffers and grows old” in the exact same way: gorgeous designs highlighting the minutia of said miserable person’s life.

There are no new stories in the big 2. There haven’t been for several decades. Just new combinations of heroes and villains beating each other up, occasionally involving the use of other dimensions, clones, robots, time travel, etc.

It’s a joke. There will be a nice little anime con in the middle of the Nevada Desert in front of a fence, and reporters will point microphones at real life internet trolls, who will spout memes that the reporters will take as serious opinion because they are morons, and then at 7:00 PM or so, a cop car will pull up…

Money isn’t infinite, even in Hollywood. Whenever I watch a giant shitty movie, I wonder how many awesome smaller movies could have been made instead if the studio had had the cojones to take some creative risks now and then.

COOOOORRRN!

Maybe Greta Gerwig will make a movie in which Noah Baumbach is delightfully awkward, and then gets divorced, bringing the story full circle and completing the prophecy. Adam Driver will be forced to do Star Wars movies for the rest of his natural life.

How’s the production design? It looks a little black box-y from the photos. That seems a little bit of a shame for such a colorful film.

You are wrong. Only Deus can do that. Or Yahweh. Or Kami. Or Dieu. Or Elohim.

These are stories for teenagers. Teens being, you might remember, the people who like to wear ripped clothes, listen to bad music, and sneak out at night to neck and fuck and not listen to the Man. Who gives a fuck about characters anymore whose sole attribute is returning things to the frankly rather shitty status…

Real answer: in lion society, a male is either a nomad, hunting and living alone, or living as one of up to 4 or 5 males in a pride (of up to 30) acting as bodyguards for the cubs and females, and fighting off intruding nomads or other predators.

It sounds like there’s a job opening at the White House! If you’re listening, Mr. Trump, I am a big fan and a Republican and a tremendous liar and I would be more than happy to learn your bank account numbers and food allergies in order to better serve you.

Some people just need to distract themselves with a little mindless bullshit while waiting to die.

Forget optimal. Optimizing a cake kind of goes against the whole point of cake, doesn’t it?

He did it in that order specifically so he would have the exact knowledge to create Good Eats. He’d been planning it in its final form for almost a decade.

This is going to be the new “end credits stinger” isn’t it?

Rick and Morty’s Szechuan sauce debacle is somehow still worse than all of these.

Whenever I need to check up on the people from my 20s that I’m no longer facebook friends with, I read Megg and Mogg. I figure it’s pretty accurate.