He’s not a wrestler anymore.

Fantasyland? Uh, I believe it’s called America?

Yes. Just make ‘em. Find a recipe and do it.

I think the idea is to shame the restaurants into making foods with fewer calories. I mean, you could make everything on that list at home with lard and refined sugar and wrap it in bacon, and it would probably come to half as many calories. They’re just layering shit onto the menu to make up for the fact their food…

Both Jerry and Beth voted Trump.

Ron Swanson definitely watches only Fox News. The Trump that gets shown on Fox News is essentially He-Man: Billionaire Genius Sex-God. Ron would see no problem voting for that.

The Avengers:

However, both are ultra law-and-order technocrats who have enough cognitive dissonance to actively flagrantly break the law on a daily basis. They both also own massive corporations (both are defense contractors) which would benefit clearly under Trump’s tax cuts and the obvious military bloat to come.

The dude literally says “It’s okay to enjoy things,” about 15 times in the video, just for you.

I bought a shaker of MSG a while ago for soups.

I don’t think any remake could match the casting of the the first movie. Hell, even if they made an animated version, you couldn’t do better than the voices of Daniel Craig and Sam Elliot.

But... The Moon and Serpent Bumper Book of Magic is still coming out eventually, right? RIGHT?

Moore has also famously denounced the movie versions of his work, which would seem like kind of a snotty position to take if the movies based on his comics weren’t largely awful.

If you need a quick, sweet pick-me-up today, the Times video is worth 4 minutes of your day.

The folks who have ‘em don’t feel like selling ‘em.

If the President is a racist, he is unfit for the role, and should be removed. We citizens have very little power to do that, and we feel fine calling him what he is. The more power people have in that regard, you’ll notice the more squeamish they are about saying the word “racist.” The media holds tremendous sway.…

Average moviegoer: I spent $12 on this ticket, it must have been a good movie!

Hell, there’s a reason why people like 3D characters like Alita Battle Angel and Thanos: Because they use 3D as a way to express emotions that the average human can’t make.

It’s Washington DC, and the city budget has to be approved by Congress, half of which is filled with the most virulent psychopaths in the country. Had she not approved this dumb 4th campaign event, they could royally fuck up her budget for decades in retaliation, just for making poor donny upset. They don’t care. It’s…