we are supposed to see him as a villain.

1. Civilians and cops on duty are different. You know this.

Average moviegoer: I spent $12 on this ticket, it must have been a good movie!

Hell, there’s a reason why people like 3D characters like Alita Battle Angel and Thanos: Because they use 3D as a way to express emotions that the average human can’t make.

Based on the ENTIRETY of the Punisher’s history in comics, TV, and film, when has the Punisher ever killed a single innocent civilian? But we’re “supposed” to see him as a bad guy?

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I think the original series lightsaber fights were quite epic. Epic doesn’t mean faster, or shot with more soaring crane shots. It means heroic and legendary. The original series actors hefted their lightsabers like broadswords, which, in context, ends up being far more epic than:

It’s a bunch of super-fit, good-looking people in masks doing acrobatics in form-hugging leather uniforms.

I know they’re trying to sell it to Western audiences, but... did you notice how you never saw anyone talk?

It’s defensible.

The only thing worse than Disney being cynical and lazy enough to assume audiences care less about originality, art, and vision than nostalgia, special effects, and franchises is audiences actually caring less about originality, art and vision than nostalgia, special effects, and franchises.

This looks better than the actual remake. But I have a yen for Sweding.

You know very well it will be made using the latest multi-trillion-dollar holographic live-rendering engines at the time, using cutting edge, custom-made software... to make it look exactly the same as 2D animation techniques.

Buy toys buy toys buy toys. “Buy toys,” buy toys, buy toys buy toys. Buy toys, buy toys buy toys “buy” toys, buy toys buy toys buy toys.

Dear Marvel: hire some different concept artists. 20+ films in, it’s starting to look like the same dozen costumers and architects split their time between Asgard, SHIELD, and everywhere the Guardians of the Galaxy land.

It’s Washington DC, and the city budget has to be approved by Congress, half of which is filled with the most virulent psychopaths in the country. Had she not approved this dumb 4th campaign event, they could royally fuck up her budget for decades in retaliation, just for making poor donny upset. They don’t care. It’s…

It’s not the most laziest animation I’ve ever seen.

If she did, she could be called Titi-an.

The sour part is citric acid. Excellent for repelling ants. You can actually buy it in bulk, and, I suppose, mix it with sugar to make your own sour sugar.