I mean, the chemical was isolated from actual bananas before we learned how to synthesize it, but it has many uses!

Even if I had no idea what The Boys was, after watching this, I would nod and ask, “did Garth Ennis have something to do with this?”

Now THAT’S a horror movie.

I don’t know what tablets are for either, but I know if I was going to get one, I’d spend the money to get one that doesn’t become red hot when you watch Youtube. 

Who the fuck cares about polls?

That’s how career politicians who are Democrats say, “For fuck’s sake.”

It’s possible. But I also happen to know that a lot of banana flavor is just diluted pear flavor. Same chemical, different amounts.

How about “Marvel Civilian Land”

Why not?

Jesus.

What, you didn’t?

That’s what I was talking about. Especially that set he did a few months ago where he told a bunch of shitty jokes about women and shooting victims that got boos (obviously), and then lashed out at the audience.

Human beings are more complicated than that. It’s entirely possible for a person to be a talented performer, mentally ill, a devoted father, divorced, and a pervert at exactly the same time.

You must take a moment to appreciate the gestalt of the bowl. Observe the oil glistening on the top of the broth, like jewels. Allow your eyes to rest on the meat, before moving it to the side, with an expression that says, “I will be meeting you later.”

This sounds like a Chris Ware story.

I feel like the huge majority of zombie movies are micro-budget affairs.

I imagine either that is covered in the film proper, or that Danny Boyle is a good enough filmmaker that you don’t notice that at one point, Patel drives into a tunnel at noon and comes out the other side at night, or that at another crucial juncture, he’s standing behind an electric fence that later turns out to have…

The best way to reduce military emissions would be to have each branch of the military fight each other at once. Say, in Alabama.

I just really, REALLY wish CK could get his shit together. Get some medication, see a therapist, go to some meetings, and figure out a way to reconcile the awful things he did and how he buried them to protect his own career.