That’s what I was talking about. Especially that set he did a few months ago where he told a bunch of shitty jokes about women and shooting victims that got boos (obviously), and then lashed out at the audience.
Human beings are more complicated than that. It’s entirely possible for a person to be a talented performer, mentally ill, a devoted father, divorced, and a pervert at exactly the same time.
You must take a moment to appreciate the gestalt of the bowl. Observe the oil glistening on the top of the broth, like jewels. Allow your eyes to rest on the meat, before moving it to the side, with an expression that says, “I will be meeting you later.”
This sounds like a Chris Ware story.
I just really, REALLY wish CK could get his shit together. Get some medication, see a therapist, go to some meetings, and figure out a way to reconcile the awful things he did and how he buried them to protect his own career.
A good director can create a wow effect out of cardboard and string. There were a hundred different little things that went into making the first MIB charming as hell and the sequels no so much. Like:
There are kids reading this who weren’t born when Firefly first aired.
Wondering what McDonald’s is going to do with this random collection of foreign currency?
The next time a jogger is raped in Central Park, I think we can all agree, without any evidence, who the guilty party is:
Do you have a line in the sand?
No, I want to see where this goes. Everyone continue arguing about hash browns.
In a field of 20 candidates, most of whom are sliding off the map, you figure at least one of them would pull a Bulworth and say something like, “Donald Trump is a cocksucker. I pledge that if elected President, I will suck 100% fewer cocks in the White House than Trump. I also promise not to shit myself on a weekly…
“HAHAHA! What a dope! Of course I knew that, obviously, before now! I totally, definitely did know that, and I definitely did not NOT know that. Goober!”
More depressing is how the article actually has photos of some of these dudes... and they’re normal-looking. A little MPB here, a little pudgy there, maybe vaguely ethnic in a way that would only bother someone who’s really racist. What they want to look like are the models from Dolce and Gabbana ads (which,…
Then, because Alan Moore decided this was what readers of an American horror comic from DC would want:
Does anyone else think that the actual Swamp Thing is the least scary and fakest looking thing in these videos? They all start out looking like a cool series about swamp zombies and vine-based body-horror, but then they end with this green dude running around in a rubber suit looking like he’s trying to look spooky.
It’s ALWAYS the family members.
So our Primary policy is going to be “Dig up as much dirt as you can on all the candidates (whose names you can remember) and then vote for the one you hate least”?