“HAHAHA! What a dope! Of course I knew that, obviously, before now! I totally, definitely did know that, and I definitely did not NOT know that. Goober!”

And while Godzilla: King of the Monsters has a lot of references to Kong as well as his home of Skull Island, Doughtery says most of that was just put in for fun.

Pacific Rim aaaaaallmost had it perfect by casting Idris Elba, Charlie Day, and Ron Perlman and demanding they eat all the scenery they could fit in their mouths, but then it gave the lead to Charlie Hunnam, whose role would be improved if he were replaced by a well-trained golden retriever for the entire movie.…

More depressing is how the article actually has photos of some of these dudes... and they’re normal-looking. A little MPB here, a little pudgy there, maybe vaguely ethnic in a way that would only bother someone who’s really racist. What they want to look like are the models from Dolce and Gabbana ads (which,…

“millions of dollars.”

Apparently, the success rate with finding cool stuff for the humans in between kaiju sightings to do is roughly 1 out of every 7 movies.

To be fair, every Godzilla except the very first Gojira is kind of a funky mess. The kaiju are always going to be far more interesting than anything the humans do, but you need the humans in the story to A) drive any semblance of plot and B) keep the budget from exploding.

Then, because Alan Moore decided this was what readers of an American horror comic from DC would want:

Does anyone else think that the actual Swamp Thing is the least scary and fakest looking thing in these videos? They all start out looking like a cool series about swamp zombies and vine-based body-horror, but then they end with this green dude running around in a rubber suit looking like he’s trying to look spooky.

The answer: yes, technically.

“How did we build Pikachu? Well, the base model was a normal housecat named Charlie. We put Charlie under 76 hours of intensive plastic surgery, including bone shaving and implanting a bunch of plastic plates in the skull to expand his head. The tail is actually a possum we flattened out and attached to the buttock of…

It’s ALWAYS the family members.

There are many great movies in the world. However, if you replace Edward Norton with Greedo in every single one of his movies, I believe they improve.

This is what I’d consider a major problem in Hollywood, even bigger all the sexual harassment and that organ-harvesting ring that hasn’t made the news yet: concept designers are all too similar.

So our Primary policy is going to be “Dig up as much dirt as you can on all the candidates (whose names you can remember) and then vote for the one you hate least”?

It is a testament to their training that so few flights attendants abuse their power in that way, especially given that 90+% of what they actually spend their time doing is serving drinks and pretzels to long-distance commuters.

He’s like Dr. Manhattan. He does the thing because he saw that he would do the thing.

take an old script, re-write it to add some Star Wars stuff and then call it a Star Wars story.