Game of Thrones defies the concept of ending. The entire point of the story is that realistic personalities and politics clash in way that do not necessarily hew to what we consider good narratives. The “Important” people can die suddenly. Completely random characters can suddenly become extremely important. “Should”…

If millenials are the generation furious about the hand dealt them by the baby boomers, then the upcoming generation is the one that has resigned itself already to living in a barren, warring hellscape and distracting itself from the onslaught of misery that modern society will collapse into with memes and junk food.

I think she was miscast in Kubo and the Two Strings too.

Bette Midler as Grandmama.

created by John Astin and Caroline Jones

I don’t know why Charlize Theron keeps getting voice-acting gigs. She’s a talented actresses, but like Keanu Reeves, if you take away her physical performance, her voice just sounds sort of fakey.

The larger problem lies with the opposite: the people who hate and exclude because you like fancy-pants city-boy beer, instead of settling for a Miller, or because you eat fancy-pants city-boy arugula instead of iceberg lettuce, or are vegan instead of American, or cook fancy-pants dinner with city-boy ingredients,…

Naw. Vampires (and mummies and wights) are a completely different animal. They’ve got fangs and can turn into animals and use magic and such. Reanimated corpses, at least the ones here, are limited by their corporeal forms.  Any extra abilities they have are physical in nature, and usually tied to the reanimating…

One guy actually pranked his family with a fake DVD edited so that yes: they look into the heart of the fire and their own inevitable demise, fade to black.

Thanos: Who are you?

Why does anyone need a spaceship? Stormbringer can access the Bifrost. Almost as good as the Tesseract. Plus, you get a nice little crop circle.

I don’t know about better, but I at least would have gone to see it.

Spoiler: she gets the unicorn, and it dies a week later because she lacks any sort of sense of responsibility and zero open land. The last 20 minutes involve her breaking a sewage line as she attempts to dig a grave for her dead unicorn after ordering $5000 of pink flowers for a funeral even her parents are too embarra…

My guess is: the final battle takes place on Earth. The Avengers steal the Gauntlet during that first space mission, and Thanos comes back to Earth with his FULL MILITARY MIGHT to get it back and destroy the planet.

I think this movie missed a major opportunity by

Then it should stop policies that rewards drivers who spend all day looking for passengers.

As a kid, Circuit City was a thing, and for some reason, for a solid 2 years, the only movie they had on display in the TV department was the ‘89 Batman movie. Which is how I originally watched that movie. In 10-minute increments while my dad shopped for spare fuses or radio antennas, completely in the dark as to the…

Into the Spider-Verse was at least inspired by the comic book story that gave us Spider-Gwen. Batman never really had a story like that, where all the Batsmen team up. They’ve invented alternate versions of Batman in parallel universes, but they’re always loners.