I live in DC, and I’ve always wanted to dine and dash at the Trump.  Maybe leave a few roaches behind the bar on the way out.

Prison is full of assholes. The nazi gang will probably adopt him right in the gate, and our president will probably pardon him if he hears about it.

The Republican Party is whiter than Tilda Swinton riding a polar bear in a snowstorm to a Taylor Swift concert.

Ding Dong, Snyder’s gone.

People who think offensive ideas are destroying society have always vastly overestimated the terrible, seductive power of those ideas.

Yes, that was noted at the time, by nodding drolly with lips pursed over a gently smoking wooden pipe on one side of the Atlantic, and giggling over a fry basket filled with Oreos on the other.

UK?

It’s me! I was the American all along!

Decade time jump?

Ah, Roe v. McRoveface, the seminal Supreme Court Decision that made abortion mandatory on Mars, as decided by the historic first, “all-meth-head” bench.

Jodie Whittaker’s not Scottish. Is she just doing a weird voice in that scene, or does the Doctor have an even thicker brogue than David Tennant this time?

It’s not an original idea. I ganked it from Film Crit Hulk. The thrust of his article is that fans turned on The Last Jedi at least in part because it refused to reward the badass characters for doing badass stuff, but there’s also a part about how Vader is more wish fulfillment than villain now.

His dad was a minister.

Food Court bourbon chicken on top of the fried rice and briny green beans is my go-to last meal if you ever see me on death row.  

I just checked on Google. Gastonia only has a handful of food pantries, and the rest of the list is just churches. $60,000 is a LOT of deli meat and frozen stuff, and I imagine charity took what it could, but not even all their freezer space combined could hold all of the refrigerated food in a supermarket.

Counterpoint: Vader isn’t scary. He’s badass. He totally fucking wrecks everyone and he’s so fucking cool for it. I wish I were like Darth Vader. My stupid best friend betrayed me and my stupid girlfriend would be dead and then I could totally just murder everyone and be boss of the galaxy and it would be totally…

My argument still is that superhero comics are limited by their genre. Attempting to expand beyond that without changing the tropes of the genre just end up doing weird things.

I always assumed that Apu was from “India” in the same way Springfield is in “America.”

Which means there’s going to have to be a VERY good explanation for the protagonist we see in the trailer to be present...

Nah.