The longer Clinton stays out of the spotlight, the weaker those arguments get. Even among the faithful.

But in the year and a half he’s been out of office, he’s been a profound disappointment.

For a while, what I’d do is grab whatever my favorite book was, and generate passwords off that.

There’s only one Watchmen adaptation I would even consider watching, and it would be told exclusively from the point of view of Bernard and Bernie. There would be no fight scenes, and the last scene of the last episode would just be everyone dying in a big flash of light as the space squid teleports in.

Adapting any Alan Moore comic is sort of like trying to make a movie out of a stand-up comic routine.

So do you suppose an increase in canon queer characters will mark a decline in gay slash fiction between straight characters? I feel like the latter has done more to harm the LGBT cause than any dearth of representation, simply because it’s cemented in the public mind that the only possible love two straight people…

But that’s not satisfying! It’s so much more fun to call them a fucking moron on the internet, and send them a death threat! I imagine if that feeling doesn’t quench your insatiable thirst for furious satisfaction, you will only be able to find what you’re looking for by bringing a couple of machine guns into an…

58 dead what though? Palestinians don’t count as humans! I mean, look at them! They’re all poor-looking and brown!

Yes, “too inconvenient” to get off the phone with the folks at Fox & Friends for maybe a couple hours? “Too inconvenient” despite a huge part of the Trump campaign relying on criticizing Hillary Clinton for using a private email server which was vulnerable to hacking? “Too inconvenient” despite the massive leaks that…

All humans are technically animals. If the savagery of gangs resembles the pack ravages of predators like wolves or bears, the ranking Republicans most resemble termites, destroying the place where people, HUMAN people live, in order to build up their own slimy hive. Or maybe they’re paper wasps. Or slugs. Heartworms,…

Short movie. Mysterio takes over the world, because Spider-Man is dead. Most of the run-time is just aunt May ugly-crying in her nephew’s room. Ned stops by for a few minutes because he left some legos there.

The magical thing about mushrooms is that 90% of the time, they’re just a fuzzy clump of mold-lookin’ stuff. They only bloom when conditions are right, and then all of the mushrooms sprout up in less than a week.

I feel like the relationship between people who make stuff (usually on a deadline) and people who pore obsessively over it has always been the same.

If you want brie and psychedelics, I’d just assume you were serving shrooms.

Also fun: growing mushrooms. Although the relationship is a lot less like the relationship between a person and their friend or pet, and a lot more like the relationship between a mad scientist and the troglodyte robot army he just built.

The gauntlet looked pretty wrecked after one use, and he killed all the people who knew how to make another one. And there was a line of dialogue about how he would “rest” after he done his dirty deed.

Dude, it’s way easier to be a martial artist and learn how to act than to be an actor and learn martial arts.

According the the Russos, Sif is busy being a pile of dust, so it definitely affected the Asgardians.

Yeeah, he also never once thinks about... y’know people having sex and making more babies. Reducing half of Earth’s population to ash would only bring it back to 1960s levels. Wipe that smile off your face, Thanos. You only saved the universe for 50 years.

The artist: Gerald Scarfe. He’s a British political cartoonist that once portrayed Margaret Thatcher as a shrieking “Tory-dactyl,” a suit of armor with knives for nipples, and a bitch dog creating little turds in the cabinet.