Masturbation is one of the best things a person can do for themselves. How many sensations do you experience in an average day that feel as good as an orgasm?

Theoretically, at this point mankind generates more new accessible information every day than existed in the entire rest of history combined.

Next steps in the experiment: Okay, you’re only allowed to fertilize your crops with fresh human poo. Also, your crops have to spend 4 months alone with Matt Damon.

Canadians are still funny though.

It could position like a smartphone through GPS.

The cheap version could potentially be attached to windshield wipers. A button to stop the wipers at the right position, and a toggle to move the sun shield to the right point along the wiper.

Until there’s a drug that can match the high of the satisfaction of self-righteous outrage...

In a digital society, the edges of the bell curve get fat.

It might just be my own pet peeve, but Obama is former president, not president. The United States does not bestow titles to its citizens. President is a title of a job you are elected to, not something you are anointed or dubbed. It irritates me when ex-public servants are referred to by their old job title. Once…

Someone should tell Leonardo DiCaprio!

Eh. I generally feel vindictiveness and grudges and holding on to anger make me feel sick and unpleasant over time, and that it’s better to do away with those emotions as soon as I’m able.

Compare to the trailer for Crimson Peak, which was honestly a rather tame affair compared to what we were led to believe.

Naw, the world isn’t perfect. But if both parties are willing, lines of communication should be open. The wrongful person has a complete right to ask if they can make amends. If there isn’t, hopefully Harmon is smart enough to realize he can take that urge and put it into charity or creating a better workplace in the…

I don’t know. Vindictiveness seems like the mentality of someone like the Punisher. I don’t think the Punisher is a great moral role model. Justice and vengeance are two different things.

I say we name it here and now.

When you damage someone physically, you can actually DO something to make amends, like pay for their hospital bills. You can visit them, feed their dog. No one has yet come up with a proper, socially sanctioned way of making amends for mental injury, since every single person needs something different to be able to…

What a damn shame. My first job was as a grocery store cashier, and I was surprised to find out that most of the other employees were unionized. They had good pay (for the relatively poor area) and health benefits, and even though some of my coworkers were, like me, just out of high school, they were looking to make a…

In 1979, the top grossing movie of the year was Kramer vs. Kramer, a drama about a heated custody battle, starring Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman.

Guy Fieri is like the heterosexual John Waters of food. He loves trash, wallows in trash, and promotes and makes it every chance he gets.

Miranda published the script. The music is available on iTunes. And it’s a PLAY. All you need are a dozen-odd people more dedicated to putting on a show than to... not putting on a show.