They’re often also unpaid interns!

Yes!

Mayors should be clear. If Trump attacks their city and threatens to strike federal funds for protecting their own citizens, then the city will not provide any form of police protection for a Trump visit. After all, they need to save that money now.

In a just world a couple hundred boxes of dog shit find their way to Darren Rovell’s office over the next few weeks.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX DARREN

Dear Rest of the Planet and It’s Leaders,

My county (Montgomery County in MD) is staying a sanctuary city no matter what and I’m so damn proud of the people representing me right now. I will say it’s a wealthier county so it won’t be hurt as much as some others from the lack of federal funding.

Can we seriously talk about separating the states now? I mean, can the country seriously handle another election where a republican is elected against the will of the people? Wouldn’t we be happier, healthier and stronger in California, Oregon, Washington, New England and New York, if we were free of the oppressive…

It would be about the same. Gun laws like Chicago’s only work if you can’t drive four hours to get around them.

I need the ACLU, Dems and journalists to get this man impeached YESTERDAY. The fact he’s moving so fast to burn our country to the ground shows that he knows he’s got limited time. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

“a crackdown on immigrants fraudulently receiving government benefits”

I hate this guy. I hate him in a way I’ve never hated a politician before.

Burn the entire fucking Democratic Party to the ground so we can start over.

Dude, you’re not watching tape and just going by statistics. I challenge you to find 5 recent (meaning since November) sources to back up your claim.

OMG that Philly accent makes me want to call my family and tell them to shut up.

Rosemary and Olive Oil Triscuits are awesome. And so was your roommate.

Wentz as a bust?!?

I don’t think she’s good at her job, it’s just that the press is terrible at their’s....

That first one isn’t necessarily the worst sports take. Also, I assume as someone who probably uses blackmail, she gets it.