Short a cup of coffee, or do you actually not understand that for somewhere between a lot and most people, “not having health insurance” is the same as “not being able to see a doctor for what should be routine stuff”?

Can’t be said often or loudly enough - stay on that soapbox, for the health of our moms, sisters, daughters, friends, wives, lovers, casual acquaintances and ourselves (if we happen to have a cervix or other women’s parts, which I do not).

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

Even in the case of the hypothetical prenup, she didn’t have to sign that. I have little sympathy for a parent that signed away the rights to their future children so they could marry rich.

Look, I supported Pol Pot because of his platform to mechanize agriculture, not for that other stuff. Stop judging me.

Well, considering the thesis of the article is that she is dumb, then I’d say you, on the whole, agree with thrust of the article.

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

There’s nothing remotely fair or legitimate about the Director of the FBI intentionally manipulating public opinion of one candidate days before an election through targeted, misleading, selective public statements that heavily imply wrongdoing and criminality, while steadfastly insisting nothing about the much more…

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

In a statement delivered on Sunday night, White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders told the WSJ, “We have absolutely no knowledge of any investigation or even a basis for such an investigation.”

Don’t worry, folks. The incoming national security adviser has determined that Flynn is not a threat to national security and that the investigation should be dropped. Instead, the entire staff of the CIA is going to be flown to Benghazi to continue with the investigation.

These motherfuckers are all a bunch of traitors and IMHO should hang.

If he’s ever deposed in a lawsuit, they could request them in order to request appropriate damages. I think that’s the only way the law could force him to release them. They would still be sealed under the deposition, though, but it would be far easier for them to “leak” at that point.

He is not even the smartest one in the room when he is taking a shit.

Where there’s smoke...

The New York Times is reporting that such a lawsuit is in the works right now. It will be brought by “scholars and lawyers.”

In addition, unlike Obama and Clinton, he will never be the smartest in the room.

In related news, he will also NOT be:

I’m ready to march on Saturday, April 15th to protest his refusal to disclose his taxes.