You should’ve just left it at the first three sentences. Nothing you say can make the Astros look worse than the yankees. You cheer for the same team that Rudy Fucking Guiliani cheers for. No. Fuck the yankees. 

That PI non call, that was challenged and not over turned at the end of the game there, even though it didn’t matter to the score, was fucking bullshit.

If teams would simply stop fighting and lay down for the Eagles (looking at you, Falcons and Lions!), they’ll sail into and through the playoffs and meet the Pats for a rematch in Super Bowl LIV, with a rehabilitated Nick Foles being retrieved from the Jags for a fourth round pick after Wentz and McCown go down with…

Well, one possible reason could be because the combined records of the 6 opponents that NE has faced this season have a collective record of 7-22. And 4 of those wins are by the Bills, the only team with a winning record. And that Bills team, too, had a cake schedule including the Jets, the Giants, and the Bengals.…

Have you ever found yourself wondering why the unbiased rational people tend to have the opposing view?

CJK5H@SMU

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Obviously they just need to streamline the playbook to 100% RPO, remove the necessity of reading a defense, and call plays from the sideline by holding up posterboards with memes on them.

The more typical route is to go into consulting/finance and ruin the world for everybody else.

Anyone who actually lives in Buffalo will have a thorough opinion about whether La Divina or Taqueria Ranchos La Delicias has the best tacos. Lloyd’s taco truck has a line 50 people deep every time they so much as slow down to go around a corner. Because we do, in fact, “eat this shit in Buffalo.”

I mean we can make jokes, but a good chunk of the country thinks subway is a good version of a sub, because they live in east/west/south bumblefuck and cant get quality cold cuts, or decent crusty italian bread.    Panda Express exists because someone marketed mass market mediocre chinese food to malls. …

Just a reminder to everyone that Robert Kraft was literally caught on tape with a woman in a sex-trafficking establishment and he was last seen two days ago at an official state dinner honouring the emir of Qatar.

That would be funny if he had been democratically elected...

My father was a 4 year Veteran of WWII stationed in the Pacific theater of the war. He died a few years back and he was much more of a man than that lame McCain. My father did not cheat on his wife nor did he divorce and marry a younger wealthy woman and abandon 3 children and start all over with a new family.  I…

Nobody put an asterisk next to Golden State in 2015 when the Cavs only had Kyrie for one game and Love didn’t play, because the rules are different for Lebron. So those people saying this about Toronto in this series can go pound sand.

Drake is a monster. Does no one remember that he used to pretend to be handicapped?!

Here’s the thing I’ve always tried to explain to the Tiger Woods fans, he’s never been Jackie Robinson, shit he’s not even PK Subban, a black man who is well aware that he’s black and also well aware and willing to speak on the blatant racism he receives for playing what is perceived to be a “white sport”. Woods has…

Come on, Tom. Do you really expect an article about Tiger Woods’s politics to have teeth?

Wait.....are there people saying that Tiger is some kind of great dude, totally different from Trump.

It has been the law for years in many states. Quite a few bartenders and managers are doing time for it.