100%.

Yes!

You should go for it! Cut it off and if you hate it, wear a stretchy headband until it grows out to a cute bob.

My husband is a Stan and he’s mostly good. But when he’s bad, he’s very, very bad.

Putin on the Ritz?

Like Trump would ever study in the evening. There’s chocolate cake and ice cream to eat! And TeeVee. Lots and lots of TV.

Works for me! Thank you.

Who is this and why is he dressed like a ten year old girl in 2/3 pics?

What does DTMFAH mean?

“Rutting around down there”. This is hilarious.

I think we ALL know who is the most tremendous pathological liar.

Are you challenging me?

Is that Tutankhamun?

Yeah, yeah... :)

Hell is other people.

What happened next? Did everyone see him do it or did he just slink away?

That ain’t no stinkin’ coffin! That there’s a fuckin’ ure-nal. I’m surprised they didn’t piss in it.

Just Krazy Glue that fucker back together and it’s good as new.

I misread the year and was like huh, I must be medieval if 1978 is old as fuck. Phew!

Is skedaddle an onomatopoeia? I decide yes.