Is that Ikea Monkey?

Clean those funky clam shells white boy
Clean those funky clam shells right

I hope his suffering was brief.

I strongly suggest that you not let her walk around topless while you’re present; it’s not healthy for either of you. It’s best to create strong boundaries and stick to them, especially as you’ve mentioned her clinginess many times in previous posts.

I’m an old Toad, class of ‘88. Hated every second of it!

It still doesn’t fucking work and I am so fucking annoyed. I’ve backed way off of reading Jez bc the comments (best part) rarely load so I just saw your reply to me. I can’t be the only one this is happening to? With my luck...probably!

Hey! I think I may have figured it out! When you click the “Load More” option, you have to click exactly on the gray arrow and it seems to be the magic solution.

I usually use Chrome, but it did the same on Explorer. I’m doomed to a life of frustration. :) Thanks for your help though...hopefully it will fix itself.

Huh. I didn’t even know you could down vote. The more you know...thanks for your reply!

Yeah, I’ve tried everything, including switching browsers. It really bums me out. Thanks your your reply!

Thank you! I am so fucking sick of it, but it’s really ruined it. Makes me all sorts of scowly! :)

AAAARRRRGGH! Is anyone else having problems loading all the comments?! I am so fucking sick of this. Every time I try to “Load More” is jumps back to the top of the page. HELP!!!

Haha! That’s great! I’m going to pass this on.

HA! :)

I love it when people call me “Miss”. I crossed the threshold to ‘Ma’am” a long time ago! And it’s so weird bc I didn’t even notice the transition.; middle age sneaks up very, very quietly.

What?!? That’s nuts! Was your friend close to this person?

Do you listen to Sword and Scale? They just posted part one of a two part series on Philip Markoff, the Craig’s List Killer. I listened to it last night while cleaning my car...so, so good!

Your comment reminds me of the story from this year’s Halloween Spooky Story contest: the one where the dude got taken to the house way out by O’Hare.

Or a knuckle ball. Zing!!!

You forgot serial killer! He’s a tremendous multitasker.