Oh my god. That is awful...I must hear more. Details please.

Hey! Where’s the Popov and Pringles? :)

I’d call her Luann.

Is anal bleaching really a thing?

Popov in the plastic bottle.

Do you watch RHOC? Do you remember sweet Lizzie? What a figure! She reminds me of Sophia Loren. As looney tunes Kim Ricahards says: Vavoomshabang! :)

Neither! Bring vodka! And Pringles!

I’m pretty skinny too, sometimes more, sometimes less. I used to want bigger boobs, but as I get older (I’ll be 46 early June), I love not having to ever where a bra. When my daughter was born (nine years) I was a 38DD! Holy shit. I couldn’t believe it. And they actually look better now than before I whelped. Go…

Come sit by me. We can be alone together.*

I kept looking for her breasts. I have teeny tiny boobies, but i think hers are even smaller than mine!

Took the words right out of my fingers!

Jesus Disick is Lord.

Spelunking is a magnificent word.

Ex marks the spot!

I wonder how Vanessa’s feeling right about now. I hope she’s happy, healthy and laughing.

And...? How’d her (ex)girlfriend react? Details please! I’m nosy like that. Plus, I’m waiting for some JELL-O to set and need something to read to pass the time.

I’m sure they’ve got plenty of K-9 Jelly to grease to wheels.

Shi-Shi-Shi-Shia!

Is that Shia Labeouf?

I watched Damage with my new boyfriend and my mom.